You Can't Take My Joy, Because You

The Best Part Of Being A Mom To Me Is The Unconditional Love. I Have Never Felt A Love As Pure, A Love That's As Rewarding.

I Don't Know Which Is More Nutty. All This Stuff I Do Outside Of Work, Or The Stuff I Do All Week.

You Know, Sometimes You Have To Remember The Bad Things So That You Can Learn From Them.

Now, Everybody Knows The Basic Erogenous Zones. You Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, And Seven. ... Ok, Now Most Guys Will Hit One, Two, Three And Then Go To Seven And Set Up Camp. ... You Want To Hit 'em All And You Wanna Mix 'em Up. You Gotta Keep 'em On Their Toes. ... You Could Start Out With A Little One. A Two. A One, Two, Three. A Three. A Five. A Four. A Three, Two. Two. A Two, Four, Six. Two, Four, Six. Four. Two. Two. Four, Seven! Five, Seven! Six, Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds Up Seven Fingers]

I Don't Know Why I Love Cherries And I Love Pickles. I Eat About Two Or Three Claussen Pickles A Day. Those Are Just Things I Snack On.