You Can Write A Great Country Record

A Lot Of Racism Going On In The World Right Now. Who's More Racist? Black People Or White People? Black People. You Know Why? 'cuz We Hate Black People Too! Everything White People Don't Like About Black People, Black People Really Don't Like About Black People.

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

Yeah, It's Unfair That You Can Get Judged By Something You Didn't Do, But It's Also Unfair That You Can Inherit Money That You Didn't Work For.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Are We So Desperate For Entertainment That We Will Fall For A Trickless Magician?? Saw A Woman In Half. Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat. Do Something! What Tricks Does This Guy Have? "i'm In A Box...and I Ain't Gonna Eat.". "i'm In A Box... And I Ain't Gonna Eat!!" That Ain't No Trick! That's Called Living In The Projects!