You Can Write A Great Country Record

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.