You Can Write A Little And Can

I Seem To Be Able To Get Away With Pun Strips If I Add A Panel At The End Where I Somehow Indicate That I Know It's A Bad Pun.

The Phrase 'i Just Turn On My Monkey And It Makes Me Feel Good' Sounds Very Dirty, But I Can't Explain Why. It's Great To Try To Use Expressions Like That On The Comics Page. People Want To Complain But They Can't, Because They Can't Figure Out Quite What They Should Be Complaining About.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.

Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing Killers Of The Comics Page.

I Recently Forced Myself To Read A Book On Quantum Physics, Just To Try And Learn Something New. I Was Confused By The Middle Of The First Sentence And It All Went Downhill From There. The Only Thing I Can Remember Learning Is That A Parallel Universe Can Theoretically Be Contained On The Head Of A Needle. I Don't Really Know What That Means, But I Am Now More Careful Handling Needles.