You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

Old Age Is Second Childhood.

It Is The Compelling Power Of Great Thoughts And Ideas To Engender Phrases Of Equal Size.

Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

One Must Not Try To Trick Misfortune, But Resign Oneself To It With Good Grace.

If I Get Clear Of My Debts, I Care Not Though Men Call Me Bold, Glib Of Tongue, Audacious, Impudent, Shameless, A Fabricator Of Falsehoods, Inventor Of Words, Practised In Lawsuits, A Pettifogger, A Rattle, A Fox, A Sharper, A Knave, A Dissembler, A Slippery Fellow, An Imposter, A Rogue That Deserves The Cat-o-nine-tails, A Blackguard, A Twister, A Licker-up Of Hashes; They Call All This When They Meet Me, If They Please, I Care Not.