You Couldn't Be Perfect Enough To Keep

I'd Like To Thank Readers. Every Time You Open A Book, It Is A Strike Against Ignorance. Unless You're Reading Sarah Palin.

The World Is A Lie...not You And Me.

I've Been Poked And Prodded In Places I'd Always Prided Myself On Keeping Untouched For That One Special Doctor Who Gives Me A Ring And A Promise Someday.

Just Once, She'd Like To Be The Exciting One, The Girl Somebody Wanted.

Who The Heck Is Don Quick-oats?