You'd Be Surprised How Hard It Can

News Reports Stand Up As People, And People Wither Into Editorials. Clichés Walk Around On Two Legs While Men Are Having Theirs Shot Off.

Religion, Morality, And Patriotism Are Feelings That Are Manifested Only When They Are Outraged.

It Is Not True That One Cannot Live Without A Woman. It Is Simply That One Cannot Have Lived Without One.

Family Life Is An Encroachment On Private Life.

A Comprehensive Education Is A Well-stocked Pharmacy: But We Have No Assurance That Potassium Cyanide Will Not Be Administered Fora Head Cold.