You'd Be Surprised How Hard It Can

Satires Which The Censor Can Understand Are Justly Forbidden

Religion, Morality, And Patriotism Are Feelings That Are Manifested Only When They Are Outraged.

Penalties Serve To Deter Those Who Are Not Inclined To Commit Any Crimes.

In A Hollow Head There Is Much Room For Knowledge.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.