You Dirty, Double-crossing Rat.

I Never Said, 'mmmmmm, You Dirty Rat!

Perhaps People, And Kids Especially, Are Spoiled Today, Because All The Kids Today Have Cars, It Seems. When I Was Young You Were Lucky To Have A Bike.

Outside Of My Family, The Prime Concern Of My Life Has Been Nature And Its Order, And How We Have Been Savagely Altering That Order.

Though I Soon Became Typecast In Hollywood As A Gangster And Hoodlum, I Was Originally A Dancer, An Irish Hoofer, Trained In Vaudeville Tap Dance. I Always Leapt At The Opportunity To Dance In Films Later On.

Learn Your Lines… Plant Your Feet… Look The Other Actor In The Eye… Say The Words… Mean Them.