You Do Have To Love Your Kids

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.

I Always Had A Weak Chin Because We Couldn't Afford To Correct My Bite, Which Could Have Been Corrected With Braces. So The Chin Was Always Weak. And I Always Was - Kind Of Hated My Profile. And I Thought Wouldn't It Be Nice Someday To Feel The Rain On Your Chin Without Having To Look Up.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

I Always Felt That I Was More Of An Actress Than A - I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul, But That I Was A Comedic Actress.