You Do It With Your Own Two

Be Real. Make Connections With People. Look Them In The Eye. Tell Them How You Feel. Don't Be Afraid To Say What You Mean. When You Let Go Of The Stuff You Hold Inside, You'll Be Amazed At What Comes Back To You.

If You Want To Look At The State Of Humans, You Should Look At The State Of Animals First. People Are Choosing Whether Or Not They Can Feed An Animal And Their Family. And Every Shelter Coast-to-coast Is Stuffed.

When You're Out Grocery Shopping For Your Family, Maybe You Can Put A Can Of Cat Or Dog Food In Your Cart And Bring It To An Animal Relief Center.

I Do Sit-ups And Push-ups At Home, And That's About It. I Have A Gym Card, But I Never Go There. It's A Front. I Pay For The Membership Every Couple Of Years, Thinking I'll Be Embarrassed Enough To Go. But Every Time I Go, There's Like People Twice My Age That Look Twice As Good!

I Felt I'd Earned The Good Housekeeping Seal When I Designed An Oval-shaped Spaghetti Pot, Because Spaghetti Is Long.