You Don't Even Need To Go To

Look At You! You Look Like Rangeman Barbie. You Got A Gun And Everything. -lula

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.

Some People Learn From Books, Some Listen To The Advice Of Others, Some Learn From Mistakes. I Fit Into The Last Category. So Sue Me.

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula