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Cabbage: A Familiar Kitchen-garden Vegetable About As Large And Wise As A Man's Head.

Adherent, N. A Follower Who Has Not Yet Obtained All That He Expects To Get.

Rum, N. Generically, Fiery Liquors That Produce Madness In Total Abstainers.

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom. The Flabby Wine-skin Of His Brain Yields To Some Pathologic Strain, And Voids From Its Unstored Abysm The Driblet Of An Aphorism. "the Mad Philosopher," 1697

Pray: To Ask The Laws Of The Universe To Be Annulled On Behalf Of A Single Petitioner Confessedly Unworthy.