You Don't Have To Yell At Me

Tito Santana Is Like A Cue-ball. The More You Strike Him, The More English You Get Out Of Him.

Janetty Tried To Dive Through The Window To Escape, What An Act Of Cowardice.

There's Only Two Kinds Of Music I Don't Like....country And Western.

Obviously Some Cheap Motel Is Missing A Shower Curtain.

And For Those Of You That Dropped Out Of High School, Remember The Famous Phrase: 'do You Want Fries With That?'