You Don't Know What Life Is. You

The Audience Will Teach You How To Act And The Audience Will Teach You How To Write And To Direct. The Classroom Will Teach You How To Obey, And Obedience In The Theatre Will Get You Nowhere. It’s A Soothing Falsity.

Before You Can Steal Fire From The Gods You Gotta Be Able To Get Coffee For The Director.

We All Die In The End, But There's No Reason To Die In The Middle.

There's No Such Thing As Talent; You Just Have To Work Hard Enough.

We Live In Oppressive Times. We Have, As A Nation, Become Our Own Thought Police; But Instead Of Calling The Process By Which We Limit Our Expression Of Dissent And Wonder ‘censorship,’ We Call It ‘concern For Commercial Viability.