You Don't Know What The Pattern Of

I Have A Promptness Problem. I Am A Promptness-free Zone.

On The Day He Had Colonic Irrigation: 'i Feel I Lost My Virginity That Day In So Many Ways.'

People Think You Have This Exciting And Romantic Life, Because You Project This Exciting, Romantic Life On Screen. But In Reality You're Just Doing The Same Thing As Everyone Else - You Know, Sitting Around Watching Tv With Your Gut Hanging Out, Playing With Your Kid, Or Even Sitting On The Toilet. You Know What's Weird? Even I'm Not That Interested In My Personal Life Any More.

There's Something Really Great And Romantic About Being Poor And Sleeping On Couches.

If We Try To Define Our Own Moral Universe, There's A Price For That.