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With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.