You Don't See Too Many Atheists On

When People Say To Me Less Is More I Reply, 'more Is More'.

My Fat Never Made Me Less Money.

You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde, Because Of The Way I Look, Then They're Dumber Than They Think I Am. If People Think I'm Not Very Deep Because Of My Wigs And Outfits, Then They're Not Very Deep.

Years Ago When I First Started Being A Big Star I Had Fans That Were Fanatical. It Was When "jolene" Was A Big Hit.