You Don't Want A Slob, But You

Boys Are Like Purses. You're Always Gonna Have That One Boy That You're Always Comfortable With And You Know You'll Always Kind Of Like. That's Your Purse That You Wear Everywhere. Then You Have That Gorgeous Bag That You Want Everyone To See You With But The Gorgeous Bag Is Usually An Asshole Or Costs A Lot Of Money. Then You Have Those Other Purses That You Really Like But You Really Don't Want To Be Seen With

It's Hard To Tell People Who They Should Hang Out With And Who They Shouldn't, Especially If They Aren't Ready To Hear That. You Have To Let Your Friends Make Their Own Mistakes Sometimes. You Can't Protect Them From Everything, Or Else They'll Never Learn

I Make Fun Of Guys When I Like Them. I Act Like I'm 10 Years Old. I Do It As A Test To See If They Can Laugh At Themselves. If They Get Sensitive, Then It's Like, 'um, This Isn't Going To Work.'

As Soon As You Stop Thinking About Them, They'll Send You A Text Message Or Call You. Because They Know You Stopped Thinking About Them. It's Like A Radar.

Dating In Los Angeles Can Be Hard, Which Makes It All The Better When You Meet A Really Nice Guy.