You Don't Want To Be Glib; You

I Don't Read Anything About Myself.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

I Don't Listen To The National Anthem Ironically. It's A Beautiful Song. I Love It!

You've Got To Have Gumption. You've Got To Be Willing To Stand Up On The Stage For No Money For Ten Years.

I Want To Get A Gold Star. And I Know That There Are Places That I Need To Go In Order To Get The Story Right. I'd Rather Do It Right Than Have To Do It Twice.