You Don't Want To Look Too Chic

Many Of The Guests Will Eventually Leave The Table To Watch Football On Television, Which Would Be A Rudeness At Any Other Occasion But Is A Relief At Thanksgiving And Probably The Only Way To Get Those People To Budge.

Hypocrisy Is Not Generally A Social Sin, But A Virtue.

Honesty Is A Virtue, But Not The Only One. If You're In A Courtroom You Need The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth; In The Living Room, Sometimes You Need Anything But. Often.

Smart People Duck When They Hear The Dread Announcement 'i'm Going To Be Perfectly Honest With You.

If It's Against State Law, It's Generally Considered A Breach Of Etiquette.