You Get Old, You Slow Down.

I Remember Back When I Was A Kid There Was A Comic Strip Called Plastic Man. His Body Was Elastic And He Could Make His Extremities As Long As He Wanted. As A Youngster I Didn't Fully Appreciate. But I'm Now Thinking Plastic Man Was Probably Pretty Popular With The Ladies.

I Never Know What My Next Move Will Be In Hollywood. It's Such An Unpredictable Town. People Get Jaded And Lost And I've Been Able To Stay A Float. I Think The Next Logical Step In My Career Would Be To Start My Own Filmmaking Empire Like (harvey Weinstein) And (bob Weinstein) Did So Many Years Ago. I Think If Only The Unions Weren't So Strict In Boston, I'd Set Up Shop There And Make Films Of A Certain Quality You Don't See Represented These Days. I'm Full Of Ideas And Dreams.

Directing Is Monumentally Complicated And It's A Function Of All The Time You Pay To It. I Think It Would Be Great To Do A Movie I'm Not In, I Could Just Eat Fritos And Just Say, 'yeah, It's Good!' Some Day.

There Is Currency To Celebrity, Or Celebrity Is A Currency... You Can Spend It In A Lot Of Ways, Or You Can Squander It. You Can Be Taxed, As Well. I Really Started Thinking Long And Hard About How To Use That Currency As Long As I Had It.

Rumors About Me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, And Matt Damon. That's Who I'm Dating.