You Get The Kids Today Into The

I Would Never Deny That Jack Nicklaus Is The Greatest Player Who Ever Lived.

There Isn't A Flaw In His Golf Or His Makeup. He Will Win More Majors Than Arnold Palmer And Me Combined. Somebody Is Going To Dust My Records. It Might As Well Be Tiger, Because He's Such A Great Kid.

I'm Deadly Serious Even When I Play Tennis Against My Kids. I Want To Beat Their Brains Out.

I've Always Tried To Play Golf With A Golf Club. I Have A Hard Time Driving With My Rifle. I Mean, 18 Is Really Narrow ... I Have No Problem With The Course, Except For The Tee Shot On 18.

Nick O'leary Is A Tough Kid. He Doesn't Use Gloves. It's Freezing Outside And He's Obviously Wearing Short Sleeves Like All The Other Guys That Let Their "guns" Stick Out.