You Get What You Put In And

Two Of My Grandparents Died In A Car Crash. Sucks, 'cause They Would Have Lived To A Hundred.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I'm In Awe Of People Like Jerry Lee Lewis And Little Richard; They're Great Musicians And People. But I'm Most Starstruck By People In The Small Town Where I Live. Especially Single Dads, Like Me, Who Are Working Five Times As Hard To Raise Their Kids.

You've Got To Work Hard For Your Success And You've Got To Have A Steady Presence. That's The Secret.

Surround Yourself With Good People. Whether They're The Best Or Not, People Are Capable Of Learning If They've Got Good Hearts And They're Good Souls.