You Gotta Have Swine To Show You

Very Few People Who Met My Adoptive Mother In The Last 20 Years Of Her Life Could Abide Her, While Many People Who Have Seen My Play Find Her Fascinating. Heavens, What Have I Done?!

Do You Know What A Playwright Is? A Playwright Is Someone Who Lets His Guts Hang Out On The Stage.

Musical Beds Is The Faculty Sport Around Here.

I Swear, If You Existed I'd Divorce You.

As A Playwright, I Imagine That In One Fashion Or Another I've Been Influenced By Every Single Play I've Ever Experienced.