You Gotta Have The Balls To Go

I Wish I Could Take What I'm Feeling Right Now And Put It In The Water System, And We Would All Love Each Other.

We Can't Retract The Decisions We've Made, We Can Only Affect The Decisions We're Going To Make From Here.

What's Weird Is When You Meet A Girl Who Is 23 And You Are Talking To Her, Even Her Voice Is High-pitched, She's Young. You Ask Her How Old She Is, She Says, 'twenty-three, How Old Are You?' And When I Tell Her I'm 41 It's Like I've Just Told Her I Have Cancer. It's, 'oh My God, How Long Have You Had That?'

I'm Bad On Valentine's Day, But Even Worse On Christmas. I Go Shopping At Nine O'clock On December 24th Every Year. Nobody Else Is There. I'm In Toys'r'us All By Myself. I Get There Five Minutes Before Closing.

You Gotta Have The Balls To Go Out There And Be Funny, Man.