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School Just Speeds Things Up... Without School It Might Take 70 Years Before You Wake Up And Are Able To Count.

In A Way, It Made Him Sad. He Couldn't Help But Think That A Hundred Times Zero Was Still Nothing.

You Can't Let Anybody Else Tell You What Your Choices Are. Sometimes They Won't Give You The Right Choice.

Warning: Do Not Read This Story Right After Eating. In Fact, Don't Read It Right Before Eating Either. In Fact, Just To Be Safe, Don't Read This Story If You're Ever Planning To Eat Again.

Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or Sing A Holiday Song, You're Helping Santa Claus. To Me, That's What Christmas Is All About. Helping Santa Claus!