You Have To Assume Everything Is Going

If Alcohol Is Legal, I Don't See Why People Still Have A Ban On Marijuana.

I Haven't Gone Completely Insane, But It Might Happen Soon.

Women Hold The Power Because We Have The Vaginas. If You're In A Heterosexual Relationship And You're A Female, You Win.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

I've Always At Least Tried To Be Self-deprecating When I Say Anything About Myself. As Long As You Set The Bar Low, It Will Keep People From Putting You On A Pedestal, So They Can't Knock You Off.