You Have To Be Able To Laugh

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.

I Buy Water At The Liquor Store Across The Street From Where I Live. So I'm Walking Into The Door, And Standing, Loitering, Outside The Door Is A Man. And I Walk By Him To Go In, And He Says, "i Want Pussy!" Now, I Don't Want To Seem Conceited Or Anything, But He Was Talking About Me!

It Shows The Truth - That The Real Meaning Of A Word Is Only As Powerful Or Harmless As The Emotion Behind It.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

The Worst Thing That Can Happen For People Who Don't Want Women To Be Strong Is That We Help Each Other And Become A Force.