You Have To Be Different, Great Or

There's Always Been A Man Telling Me What To Do.

I Never Knew Any Jews Until I Got Into Show Business. I've Found Them To Be Real Smart And Good Workers.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

We Still Lend Our Old House Out To Relatives. They Keep A Guest Book For My Fans To Sign.