You Have To Be Different, Great Or

I Was The First Woman Ever Named Entertainer Of The Year In Country Music.

Mommy Smoked But She Didn't Want Us To. She Saw Smoke Coming Out Of The Barn One Time, So We Got Whipped.

I Believe In Education And Wish I Had A Better One.

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

We Still Lend Our Old House Out To Relatives. They Keep A Guest Book For My Fans To Sign.