Different Cocktails For Different Saturday Nights.

Sometimes I Bust Out And Do Things So Permanent. Like Tattoos And Marriage.

It's Only Through Listening That You Learn, And I Never Want To Stop Learning.

Young Girls Come Up To Me All The Time To Ask For Advice. They See Me As A Survivor.

Whether You're Throwing Up Or Breaking Up, You Want Your Girlfriend Right There! I Don't Trust Women Who Don't Go To Their Girlfriends.

My Culinary Skills Are Terrible. I Can't Even Make Toast Taste Good. I Do Make Scrambled Eggs For Myself Sometimes But I Wouldn't Even Inflict That On Anyone Else.