You Have To Have Been A Republican

You Have To Be Doing Something You Enjoy. That Is A Definition Of Happiness!

Dear God, Please Take Care Of Your Servant John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

I Think The Major Role Of The First Lady Is To Take Care Of The President So That He Can Best Serve The People. And Not To Fail Her Family, Her Husband, And Children.

We Are The Only Country In The World That Trashes Its Old Buildings. Too Late We Realize How Very Much We Need Them.