You Have To Understand That Nothing Appeals

No One Has The Right To Shake His Finger In Your Face.

Unless You Took Courses In Architecture, Engineering, Or Pre-med, The Rest Of Your Liberal Arts Education Hardly Prepares You For Life As The Business Warrior And Champion You Envision Yourself To Be.

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

If You Look At Yourself As The Brand, Then You Will Understand An Intrinsic Truth: People Judge.