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When I Glanced At The Chair, It Started To Shake. I’d Like To Think It Was Scared Of Me, But I Rarely Invoked That Response In Living Things, Let Alone Inanimate Objects.

I Don't Read Much Of What I Write Because I Worry About Unintentionally Borrowing Something.

I Screwed Up. Again. You're Shocked, I'm Sure.

And He Says I Have Lousy Timing

Common Courtesy Dictates That We Never Drain The Lifeblood Of Anyone To Whom We've Been Formally Introduced.