You Know, Honestly - Look, I'm Not

If You Log Onto This (cars.gov) At Your Home, Everything In Your Home Is Now Theirs.

Look, I'm Mormon, And Most Christians Don't Recognize Me As A Christian.

The Moment You Stop Worrying About Success Is When Success Will Happen.

Fall To Your Knees And Thank God For Fox News. Pray For Roger Ailes And Rupert Murdoch. Pray For Them. Pray For Strength And Spine, And Pray That Everybody Involved Has Chicken Salad For Lunch So It Doesn't Clog Anybody's Arteries. Keep Them Going.

Look, Calling Somebody In A Wheelchair Handicapable Doesn`t All Of A Sudden Give Them The Power To Climb Stairs Or The Ability To Grab Ho-hos Off The Top Shelf.