You Know I Could Rent You Out

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While