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I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But I Also Want Some Pancakes.

I'm Sorry, Was That Homophobic? No--i Think It Was, 'cause I Hear That A Lot. Dave, What?, You're Talking About Being Gay. You Probably Secretly Are Gay. And I'm Like Listen Voice In My Head, I'm Not! How Do You Know You Wouldn't Like It? How Do You Know You Wouldn't Like It? I Know I Wouldn't Like It, Other Scarier Voice In My Head! 'cause One Time While Making A Sandwich, A Cucumber Went Up My Ass. Three Times.

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.