You Know, Nobody Can Ever Cook As

Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

I Can't, Myself, Determine What Offends Another Person.

A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Both Hands.

Bein' Rich Is Having Leftovers. Good Leftovers Make Yo' Tongue Fly Outta Yo' Mouth And Smack Yo' Brains Out.