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People Don't Understand That All Presidents, The Minute They Become President, Get A Knock At The Door. And There's A Man There Saying, 'let's Talk About Your Funeral.' At The Time I Thought, God, That's A Terrible Thing. Later On, I Thought It Was Pretty Wise.

They Were Very Short, The Golden Years. The Golden Years Are When You Can Sit Back, Hopefully, And Exchange Memories. And That's The Worst Part About This Disease. There's Nobody To Exchange Memories With.

I Don't Really Yell At People.

Upon Hearing The Results Of Her Breast Examination, The First Lady Said - "i Guess It's My Turn."

For Eight Years, I Was Sleeping With The President, And If That Doesn't Give You Special Access, I Don't Know What Does!