You Know What God Told The Cubs?

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Was A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

If You Screw Up And Do Something, Don't Lie About It; Come Clean.

The Greatest Competitor Was Bob Gibson. He Worked So Fast Out There And He Always Had The Hood Up. He Always Wanted To Close His Own Deal. He Never Talked To You Because He Was Battling So Hard. I Sure As Hell Don't Miss Batting Against Him, But I Miss Him In The Game.

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.