You Know What God Told The Cubs?

I Don't Go To Bed Every Night Worried About Getting Back Into Baseball.

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

Whoever Said "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose But How You Play The Game" Is Full Of It! Winning Makes All The Difference In The World. Winning Is Fun. Losing Is Not. Losing Sucks.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.