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Marriage Isn't A Contest To See Who Is Most Often Right. Marriage Requires Being What The Japanese Call 'the Wise Bamboo,' Which Means You Bend So You Don't Break. Treat Your Spouse With The Flexibility And Respect You Would Give To A Top Client. Think How We Treat Clients; We Smile, We Are Polite, We Listen To Their Ideas. Never Forget That Your Spouse Is Your Most Important Client.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.