You Know Why I Feel Older? I

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

My Mother Told Me 'man On Top, Woman Underneath.' For Years My Husband & I Slept In Bunk Beds.

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck