You Know You Can't Just Run And

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

I Leave My House All The Time! But I'm Not At All The Hollywood Parties. I'm Grown, And Where Else Am I Supposed To Be? I'm Supposed To Be Home.

All Inspiration Comes From A Higher Power. The Body Is A Shell. The Creative Spot Is From God - You Hear Voices, Everybody Does. When You Get Older, You Refer To It As Intuition.