You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.