You Know You're Old When Your Walker

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Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.