You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.