You Lie. Worse, You Lie Poorly.

I Was Just A Kid Selling Monster Stories To The Kids In The Projects, Complete With A Dramatic Reading, Making The Werewolf Sounds. My Career Was Aborted Early On Because One Of My Main Customers Started To Have Nightmares And His Mother Came To My Mother And My Mother Shut Down My Whole Business.

She Had Put Despair And Fear Aside, As If They Were Garments She Did Not Choose To Wear.

Light Our Fire And Protect Us From The Dark, Blah Blah, Light Our Way And Keep Us Toasty Warm, The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors, Save Us From The Scary Things, And Blah Blah Blah Some More.

I'm A Huge Fan Of Tolkien. I Read Those Books When I Was In Junior High School And High School, And They Had A Profound Effect On Me. I'd Read Other Fantasy Before, But None Of Them That I Loved Like Tolkien.

He Understood The Way That You Could Sometimes Fall Right Into Them, As If Each Page Was A Hole Into Another World.