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Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

You Don’t Just Give Up. You Don’t Just Let Things Happen. You Make A Stand! You Say No! You Have The Guts To Do What’s Right, Even When Everyone Else Just Runs Away.

You Could Only Draw Conclusions About My Personal Sexual Politics If You Proceed From The Assumption That I Was Presenting The Characters As The Way It Is And The Way It Ought To Be. But Both Are Clearly Defined As Deranged – It’s Love Among The Mad. He’s A Psycopath, So Is She. She’s Prepared To Throw Him To The Dogs Until He Works Out The Code, He’s Prepared To Let Her Nearly Get Executed. They’re Not Really Going To Buy A House And A Volvo Together. I’m Not Saying This Is How People Should Date!

As We All Know, It Is The Proper Duty Of Every British Subject To Come To The Aid Of The Tardis.