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I Hated My Mom For Not Letting Me Play Football As A Kid. So When I Have Kids Someday, I Guarantee They'll Never Meet Their Grandmother.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

I Love Austin, But Last Time I Was In Town For Twelve Hours. I Was Exhausted, Drunk And Miserable. But None Of That Was Austin's Fault.

I Think The Reason I Became Funny Was Because If I Made People Laugh, They Would Let Me Keep Talking.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.