You Lose Such A Lot Of Time

I Should Think You Could Be Gladder On Monday Mornin' Than Any Other Day In The Week, Because 'twould Be A Whole Week Before You'd Have Another One!

Of Course Things You Don't Know About Are Always Nicer'n Things You Do, Same As The Pertater On 'tother Side Of The Plate Is Always The Biggest.

One Day It Was About Getting Married That Mother Talked With Me, And I Said I Was So Glad That When You Didn't Like Being Married, Or Got Tired Of Your Husband, You Could Get Unmarried.

... If God Took The Trouble To Tell Us Eight Hundred Times To Be Glad And Rejoice, He Must Want Us To Do It—some.

There Was A Thoughtful Frown On The Face Of The Man Who Was The Possessor Of Twenty Million Dollars.