You May Be A Puzzle, But I

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

Cock Your Hat - Angles Are Attitudes.

Orange Is The Happiest Color.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

There Are Moments When It's Too Quiet. Particularly Late At Night Or Early In The Mornings. That's When You Know There's Something Lacking In Your Life. You Just Know.