You May Be Wondering Why I Went

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

You May Be Wondering Why I Went From Over There To Over Here. Well, That Was Choreography.

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

Love Is Lovelier The 7th Time Around.