You May Catch More Flies With Honey

Adrenaline Is Wonderful. It Covers Pain. It Covers Dementia. It Covers Everything.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

A Woman Doing Comedy Doesn't Offend Me, But Sets Me Back A Bit. I, As A Viewer, Have Trouble With It. I Think Of Her As A Producing Machine That Brings Babies In The World.