You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.