You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.