You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

I Notice My Wife When She's On The Phone With Her Friends, Man They Will Share Every Animate Details Of Their Lives With Each Other. See Men Once We Become Friends With Another Man We May Never Say Another Word To Him, Unless There's Valuable Information That Needs To Be Exchanged. Things Like "hey Jim, Your Shirt's On Fire."

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.